The Things Some People Go Through to Get the Good Drugs

Three words: Oral. Surgery. Tuesday.

So, what does a gal like me do the night before? Basically everything I won’t be able to do for over a week:

I chew. Popcorn, toffee peanuts. granola, pumpkin seeds.
I suck beverages through a straw. Really hard.

I do NOT rinse with antiseptic mouthwash or warm salt water.

I plan out my TV for the next 3-days. I need to stay in my recliner and not wander around the house in a stupor, asking for trouble. I will not be allowed in the kitchen, for reasons I’m too lazy tonight to go into. Ask my kids – they love telling the story…

On the TV list, so far, are movies I love.  Armageddon, Lethal Weapon, Forever Young. One movie I had not yet seen – Life of PI. I read the book, so I know the story, and I’m looking forward to seeing the film.

I wouldn’t expect too much blog activity this week. Of course, it could go the other way, after all, this is me we’re talking about.  Way too much TMI – type of information may get spread around the Internet.  God forbid there are photos!

Do not fear. I can’t write in my sleep and that is all I can do besides sit like a zombie in la-la land. The pain is gone – but so is my brain.

Got to go rinse with salt water and medicine. Then it’s back to my recliner to sleep through another movie. Yawn! In an hour I will wonder if I posted this blog or not ;-(

J

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2 thoughts on “The Things Some People Go Through to Get the Good Drugs

  1. Lucky you, you get to take drugs. Sorry for the surgery though. That sucks. I have a tooth surgically removed last year, and they totally botched it up. Hurt for freaking weeks. >_< No pain killers for me though because they don't work. Never have. Stupid body. Enjoy your la-la land. I'm looking forward to TMI. ^_^

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    1. Sorry to disappoint on the TMI – I felt too sick to even answer comments or email. Apparently, I got the “weak drugs” instead of the good ones.
      This sucks 😦

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